Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Vin Diesel Jokes More Vin Diesel Jokes

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes More Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

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