Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

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What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Ryes over rum.