Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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Last Supper

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They are all against Turkey

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A jerkin Turkin

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Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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A flat mate.

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IM Groot.

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Vin Diesel

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.