Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture