Differentiate Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture