What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.

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What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.