What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.