Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997