Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.