What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

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What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

A: They've had little use.