What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

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What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.