What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.