What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

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What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!"

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!