What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.