What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.