What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."