What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking