Clap Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Why can't a T-Rex clap?

Because they're all dead