Clap Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

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Why can't a T-Rex clap?

Because they're all dead

Why couldn't the t-rex clap?

Because he's dead.

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like?

May Theforcebewithyou.

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '