Because it's dead.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Because they're dead.
The clap.
Stephen Hawking
Because they're all dead
Santapplause !
Couple's Daily Question Mug
are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people
Because they can't put their finger on it.
A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.
half a dog Derek, s01e05
Yarn.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.
A ginja.
Roberto.
I'm funny that way.
Because it's extinct.
To run their hands through their hair
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.