Clap Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What do you call a red-head ninja?

A ginja.

What do you call a red-headed ninja?

A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.

Applause Jokes More Applause Jokes

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Tyrannosaurus Rex Jokes More Tyrannosaurus Rex Jokes

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any