Clap Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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an anti-joke.

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They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was