What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.