What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.