What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.