What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.