What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks