What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

removed

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.