What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.