What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

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Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!