What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What do you call a broken boomerang?

A stick

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.