What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

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Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.