What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What do you call a broken boomerang?

A stick

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.