How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola