How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ?

Bowl me over !

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!