How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.