How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ?

Bowl me over !