How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)