How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."