What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator