What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What about the kids?

he asked. I said, "they're still together."

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)