What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ?

Bowl me over !

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)