What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

sin or cosine

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

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What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.