Because they can't make a fist.
Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout
A clockshund!
So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
You can lick a plate dry
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.