Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Fist Jokes More Fist Jokes

Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.