Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.