Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.