Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

Fist Jokes More Fist Jokes

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.