What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.