What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank