What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ?

Bun-nies make lovely pets !