What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!