What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.