What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!