What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them