What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ?

Bun-nies make lovely pets !

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns