What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.