What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ?

Bun-nies make lovely pets !

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them