What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.