What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Relish Jokes More Relish Jokes

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them