What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.