What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.