What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

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What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.