What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

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What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

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She draws a smack!

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Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

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That's how he mustard the troops.

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Heinz-enburg.

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what Ketchup