What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"