What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.