What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.