What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.