What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!