What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start