What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.