What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.