What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

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What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

joseph schooling