Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."