What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

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Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.