How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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How can you tell if someone is Italian?

They'll tell you.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.