How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds