How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?

Cave-FC