How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea