How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

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What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

What is Anon's favorite coding language?

Fortran

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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"