How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!