Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

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What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.