Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.