Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.