Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Previous Random Joke Next

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Tight Pant Jokes More Tight Pant Jokes

What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!