Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

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What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.