Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.