Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white?

Because they read.

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What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.