What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

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What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.