What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

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What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.