What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

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What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.