Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.