Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.