Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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How does Sean Connery shave?

Ctrl+esh

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.