What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew