What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!