When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

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Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.