When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!