I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
The orange has handlebars
An Hippic fail.
Time to get a new car.
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
Because 7 8 9 A
Because they use extra hops
A nun falling down the stairs
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
Because you never forget!
Til infinity.
