When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

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When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.