When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

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How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!