Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.