Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.