Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.