Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
When the color of the license plates start to change.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Buddha.
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Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
Pipe down.
Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"
Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
anonagon.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
They only had 4 cars.
A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.