How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

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What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.