Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
When the Mexicans get car insurance.
He's looking over his shoulder
Julio
Well it pizza heck out of me.
Because there's no karma involved.
Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
He couldn't stop dropping the base!
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Me: Because I'm a plumber
He had a high pressure job
28 29's
There's 20 of them!
A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
It's all ovum now
They only had 4 cars.
A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
