How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.