How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

License Plate Jokes More License Plate Jokes

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.