How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

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How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.