How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

What color is ice?

Hielo.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

License Plate Jokes More License Plate Jokes

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.