License Plate Jokes

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

888 Jokes More 888 Jokes

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

Netherland Jokes More Netherland Jokes

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

Why can't the dutch fly?

Because they netherland.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.