How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.