What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

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What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage