What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

M Jokes More M Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.