What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.