What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ?

Aida more than I drink !

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"