What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ?

Aida more than I drink !

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"