What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Itune Jokes More Itune Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What's the Pope iTunes play-list name?

Pray-list.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST