Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Choco-late.
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
They don't like to look down on the unemployed
A bald man.
Pray-list.
Cloning.
