Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Tennish
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
Cause they'll Pikachu
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
Pray-list.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
She kept throwing away all the W's.