What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

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What's the Pope iTunes play-list name?

Pray-list.

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He force quit.

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.