What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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What's the Pope iTunes play-list name?

Pray-list.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST