Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
dinosore
Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
Pray-list.
She threw out all the W's.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
