He force quit.
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Pray-list.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
I on it.
The American responds, "Ei ffel".
Put a peg on it's nose !
He stopped making cents.
Because m = AIt
Because he was Uber busy.
I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Because he didn't have the balls!
warm
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
