Itune Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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What's the Pope iTunes play-list name?

Pray-list.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

W Jokes More W Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...