Itune Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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What's the Pope iTunes play-list name?

Pray-list.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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W Jokes More W Jokes

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

How should I respond?

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