Itune Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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What's the Pope iTunes play-list name?

Pray-list.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you