He force quit.
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Pray-list.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering
Urinate
M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
A widow
She kept throwing away all the W's.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
Faith No More
Because he left his son.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
So they know where to stop shaving.
