Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
He knows where all the bad girls live
He thought they said internet camp
They manifest Destiny
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
The Imperial March
The Imperial March.
Because german soldiers like to march in the shade
So the Germans can march in the shade.
