How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.