Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Because they are Thai fighters.

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What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW