Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Because they are Thai fighters.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.