Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

Rebel Alliance Jokes More Rebel Alliance Jokes

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal