Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

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Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

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14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.