Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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A receding hare line.

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Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.