Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.