What does an American actor say when go...

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!