What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

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Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.