What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.