What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

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What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.