What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.