How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!