What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Kryptonite Jokes More Kryptonite Jokes

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman