What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Kryptonite Jokes More Kryptonite Jokes

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman