What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Kryptonite Jokes More Kryptonite Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)