What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Kryptonite Jokes More Kryptonite Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)