What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman