Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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Why did the crip cross the road?

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Why do cows have hoofs?

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil