Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

Martial Art Jokes More Martial Art Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

Kryptonite Jokes More Kryptonite Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.