A small child paralyzed from the waist up.
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Wife.
They both paralyze superman
Little Caesars
Guacamole.
There are more birds on that side.
Russel.
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Michael Jackson
They'd be terrified
Because he could only say, "neighn!"
A lesbian with a hard on.
They have the gift of tongues...
A: Steven Seagull
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
Because he has a LED-TV.
Quark Kent.