A small child paralyzed from the waist up.
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Wife.
They both paralyze superman
Bob.
Cancer. ( )
A Clark.
SCAR-L
Because they can't even...
Nuts.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
A: He was looking for a Czech mate.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
Ghoulloping.
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper