What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Previous Random Joke Next
Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.