What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

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How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.