What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman