What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman