What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman