What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.