How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.