What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!