What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?

An illumi-hotty!

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

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Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.