Oat couture
I'll take you clothes shopping right now".
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.
